Please, Please, Stop Being a Cunt

by The Wondering Weskits

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A stirring song full of rancour about awful people, and about not being awful yourself. Dedicated to - you've all got one.
Dan - Vox, Monkey stick
JImmy - Guitar, monkey stick, percussion, backing vox

lyrics

Please Stop Being A Cunt

CH(vocal only) V1/CH /V2 /CH/ V3/CH / ‘middle’ V4 CH CH CH

VERSE 1

You're as wet as gruel
You're detention schooled
You're the runt in a litter of runts
You're black of heart
Even bungle farts
Will you please stop being a cunt.
You've a backwards head
Fill villains with dread
Your wit is shonky and blunt
When you shout you squeak
But it's a pretence of meek
Please stop being a cunt
Won't you please, please, please, please,
Please stop being a cunt
VERSE 2
There's no Ps and Qs
When it comes to you
Your manners are doing a bunk
When it comes to crimes
You're just nickels and dimes
But please stop being a cunt.
You feckless wreck
There's no ready-brek
Glow of warmth about you
Poo poo wee wee is
Your joie de vivre
Do you think you're a cunt?
We do.
Won't you please, please, please, please,
Please stop being a cunt



VERSE 3

You've 3 sixes on your bonce
You're part jackal and all nonce
To know you, we're all cursed.
A lexicon of the absurd
A jelly, a walking afterbirth,
You’re rude graffiti on the bus.

No one wants to skip with you (sotto voce)
Down this sunny dale avenue
Your lingo is full of junk
That tongue is split,
creosoted in shit (The puppy-dogs don’t want a bit)
And its cos you're a cunt
Won't you please, please, please, please,
Please stop being a cunt
VERSE 4
You feckless wreck
There's no ready-brek
Glow of warmth about you
Poo poo wee wee is
Your joie de vivre
Do you think you're a cunt?
We do.

You only cause me to hate
So cross-legged I meditate
On just why you are cunt.
Both our souls are in 6 foot holes
Twice as black as the arse of moles so
Forgive you or we're sunk…

Won't you please, please, please, please,
Please stop being a cunt
‘Middle’ (slow)
you were born on a Monday, A Solomon Grundy,
a grizzler, a lackey,a curse
C U next Tuesday Or see you in hell
But Not if I see you first

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released January 16, 2020
Music: Dantanian & Jimmy Bullet . Lyrics: Dantanian Belton

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